I’m Einstein, a two year old, 14lb Yorkshire looking for his permanent home!

I’ve already been dumped twice that I can remember, so I’m looking for at least my 3rd home.

My youth is unknown but I am not a fan of kids at all and could easily bite, so no kids in your entourage is best.

I get along with other dogs, but can get jealous. I want to be the only “prince” in my new home. I have learned to get my way all the time, so changes are needed.

Rules for a happy cohabitation would be: 

1) you live alone, as I’m not a fan of sharing you; 

2) I do NOT sleep in bed with you, only allowed on the couch with permission, but am NOT allowed to make myself comfortable on your lap;

3) any food that falls, is MINE. Do NOT try to pick it up;

4) do NOT try to dress me, I do NOT like that. That includes harnesses. A collar is all I need.

All of the above will make me eventually bite you! That’s how I let people know I’m not happy!

I can be manipulative as I am super cute, but don’t let those puppy eyes fool you. I MUST be very structured and understand that you are the boss, NOT me.

Besides all that, I am a super confident little guy, love to go for walks, adore playing with toys and being goofy.  I love getting petted and playing with you, but cannot let myself go to “lala land” on your lap or couch, as I get too comfortable and will bite if you wake or move me.

Ideally, I need a one person home, someone very structured. Otherwise I will take over and run the house. You will become mine, and I will rule! 

Previous experience with dogs like me is a must. I have no separation anxiety, but when you’re home, I’ll want to share your space.

If you think I could be the guy for you, forever this time, then put in your application.

To apply, visit http://www.sophiesdogadoption.com/application-forms/adoption-form/ and follow the procedure to obtain an application form.